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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:13 pm

- Unde era hello kitty,am spus razand tare ,apoi am tacut pentru ca doar eu rasesem la gluma mea =))

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:14 pm

Am strambat si am inceput sa rad:
-Si tu esti happy feet,nu?

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:17 pm

- Ba,mereu l-am urat pe libidinosu ala !
Mi-am stins tigara,arucand-o peste balustrada.

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:18 pm

-Poluezi natura,am zis si m-am uitat la ea intinzand mana:
-Varg zis si Contele.

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:21 pm

- Nu dau mana cu tine ca doar c*rvele procedeaza asa,am spus razand
- Eu sunt Botezatu,pardon,Agnes.

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:22 pm

-Curvele sug,nu stau sa frece mana,am zis si m-am pus turceste:
-Ba da cald e.

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:26 pm

- Imi pare rau ca n-am ochelarii de soare la mine.
Mi-am scos telefonul din buzunar in speranta ca voi gasi ceva bun sa ascult.
- Ce expert esti in materie de c*rve,am spus sec.

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:28 pm

-Pai logic,vezi tu,din punctul meu de vedere,toate-s curve.Pana si mama a fost curva,habar nu are cu cine m-a facut deci..am zis razand si m-am uitat in gol..

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:31 pm

- Atunci baietii cum sunt daca fetele sunt c*rve ? am intrebat curioasa
M-am oprit din rasfoit playlist-ul ca sa-l privesc.

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:32 pm

-Idioti,am zis si am ranjit larg.Eu sunt zeu deci nu intru in nicio categorie,am zis cascand si mi-am intins picioarele pana s-au lovit de marginea bordurii.

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:34 pm

Am inceput sa rad tare.
- Chiar ma intrebam de ce iti straluceste capu.

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:35 pm

-E de la Cocolino,am zis si mi-am dat pleata pe spate.
-Si tu cine esti?

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:37 pm

- Eu ? Nimeni...am raspuns,apoi am oftat.

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:38 pm

-Glumesti?am zis si am ciufulit-o.Un nume,seria,cnp alea alea.

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:40 pm

Am incercat sa-mi aranjez parul in cap care acum imi statea in toate directiile.
- Poate ca da,poate ca nu.
- Agnes,de cate ori mai spun ? Buletin n-am,cauta-ma dupa miros,am zis ironic

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:41 pm

-Hmm...ai 14 ani si o sa te muti cu mine ca sa nu te mai certi cu ai tai,nu ??

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:43 pm

- Am 17 ani,multumesc pt COMPLIMENT.
M-am uitat urat la el.
- Ii doare in p*la de mine,sunt orfana de mica,concluzie nu ma voi muta cu tine.

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:44 pm

-Pai si unde stai?Eu sunt vaduv ma,stau doar eu si un tovaras bun care umbla dupa una so..HAI CU MINEEE !!

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:49 pm

- La matusa mea.Nu ma mut cu tine,nici nu te cunosc macar !
Am facut ochii mari la auzirea cuvantului "vaduv".
- Condoleante,mai ai coliva ? am intrebat razand

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:50 pm

-Am bani,sunt mai buni,am zis ranjind ca un porc d-ala de are orgasm de 30 minute =))

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:52 pm

Mi-am acoperit fata cu palmele.
- Nu ma intereseaza banii tai.

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:52 pm

-Iti fac cinste cu un suc d-ala cu gheata? =))

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:54 pm

- Mars ma,am fata de aurolaca ?
M-am ridicat de pe banca,asezandu-ma pe jos in pozitie turceasca.

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:55 pm

-E UN SUC PUSTOAICOO !! Am zis razand si m-am uitat la ea..
-Uite,am ochi frumosi,hai la suc.

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MesajSubiect: Re: Oras.    Mier Iun 29, 2011 9:57 pm

- TACI MA TATAIE !
M-am ridicat de pe jos ,apropiindu-ma foarte mult de fata lui si privindu-l in ochi.
- Ai dreptate aici.

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